笑话

Thefatherwasreadingtheschoolreportofhisson.Hefrownedasheread,'English,poor.French,weak.Math,fair.'Hewasveryangry.'Well,Dad,'saidtheson,'Itisnotasgoodasitmightbe,buthaveyouseenthat?'andhepointedtothenextlinewhichread,'Health,excellent.'父亲在看儿子学校带回来的成绩单。他皱着眉头读着:'英语,差;法语,差;数学,中。'他很生气。'爸爸,'儿子说,'可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?'他指了指下一行:'健康状况,优。'